"According to a Public Policy Polling survey, most Americans find lice and colonoscopies more appealing than Capitol Hill."

-- Ron Fournier

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“Means are more important than ends in the civilized struggle for ideas. Our dreams may be the loveliest on earth, but if we wade through blood and terror to achieve them, we will arrive to find ourselves destroyed. Don't kill.”

Source : Yuri Orlov (1991). “Dangerous Thoughts: Memoirs of a Russian Life”, William Morrow
“I like to think Im a very mature person.”
“I don't know why my shoes are so popular - I am always surprised and mystified by it.”
“My favorite word? "Yes.”
“All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way.”
“If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.”

Source : Quoted in Bennett Cerf, Try and Stop Me: A Collection of Anecdotes and Stories, Mostly Humorous (1944). Although this is usually credited to Mizner, the Los Angeles Times, 17 Mar. 1941, quotes Bob Oliver: "If you steal from one man, it's plagiarism. If you steal from several, it's research."
“The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex and the City they always make it better or worse than real life and I am actually saying that in a joking way.”
“Mr. President, we've taken off our "Kick Me" sign.”

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