"Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible."

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Source : Source: www.avclub.com

Eric Andre

#Moving Quotes #Squares Quotes #Next Quotes

“It's a pretty big shadow. It gives me lots of room to spread myself.”
“Talk to Allah in your own language with your heart fully present. Allah doesn't need you to rhyme or speak arabic.”

Source : FaceBook post by Omar Suleiman from Dec 18, 2013
“If you've ever felt oppressed on any level, there's something from 'The Wire' that you can take and identify with.”
“It's strange to be so physically close to someone who's so distant”
“As long as movies are depressing, life isn't.”
“New York gave me hell for that 'Purple Swag,' man. They didn't respect me until 'Peso.'”
“How much more beautiful would be the world and the society in which we live if...every mother regarded her children as the jewels of her life, as gifts from the God of heaven, who is their Eternal Father, and brought them up in true affection in the wisdom and admonition of the Lord.”
“I appreciate what others have done in the past especially for my genre, and my style of singing. And they sure put a footprint - you know, they got the foot in the door, but I'm going to put my foot straight through the door.”

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