"God may do something silly at any time, because, like any lover, God does not reason. God is drunk with love."

“I wrote 'The Zombie Survival Guide' because I wanted to read it, and nobody else was writing it. All I've been doing with everything I've written is answering questions that I had.”

“The degree of notoriety I have is fine and easy. There's nothing hysterical about it.”

“When life's problems seem overwhelming, look around and see what other people are coping with. You may consider yourself fortunate.”

“It is said that a neo-conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality.”

“Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.”

Source : David Wong (2011). “John Dies at the End”, p.193, Titan Books

“My favorite comfort food would have be braised beef. You know, beef, slow-cooked in a Dutch oven or in a slow cooker until it falls apart with simple mushrooms, some onions and lots of fresh thyme and garlic.”

“Power always thinks... that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws.”

Source : John Adams, Abigail Adams, Thomas Jefferson (1959). “The Adams-Jefferson Letters: The Complete Correspondence Between Thomas Jefferson and Abigail and John Adams. 1812-1826”

“Hey, all I was trying to do was keep my country and my family safe!”