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“When you're a comic, it's like being born gay. It's what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night going to parties.”
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“Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories.”
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“Okay, I'm guessing you're gonna give us the bad news first because there's no good news?”
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“If one looks at all closely at the middle of our own century, the events that occupy us, our customs, our achievements and even our topics of conversation, it is difficult not to see that a very remarkable change in several respects has come into our ideas; a change which, by its rapidity, seems to us to foreshadow another still greater. Time alone will tell the aim, the nature and limits of this revolution, whose inconveniences and advantages our posterity will recognize better than we can.”
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“For my constituents, owning a home is the culmination of many years of hard work and the realization of the American Dream. At no time should a local entity take those years of hard work solely to increase their tax revenue.”
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“The House of Lords is like a glass of champagne that has stood for five days”
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“The man who is not a socialist at twenty has no heart, but if he is still a socialist at forty he has no head.”
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“You cant act for the editing. You just go in and do the scene the way you think is right.”
