"For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit."

-- Drew Magary

#Mother Quotes #Father Quotes #Drinking Quotes

“Hinduism's basic tenet is that many roads exist by which men have pursued and still pursue their quest for the truth and that none has universal validity.”
“Well, I'm never happier than when I'm acting.”
“A church in the land without the Spirit is rather a curse than a blessing. If you have not the Spirit of God, Christian worker, remember that you stand in somebody else's way; you are a fruitless tree standing where a fruitful tree might grow.”
“I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity”
“You are always new, the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest.”
“The world I live in is loathsome to me, but I feel one with the men who suffer in it”
“The world today speaks a great deal about love, and it is sought by many. But the pure love of Christ differs greatly from what the world thinks of love. Charity never seeks selfish gratification. The pure love of Christ seeks only the eternal growth and joy of others.”
“I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.”

Source : "I Am Your Father: What Every Heart Needs to Know". Book by Mark Stibbe, 2010.

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