"Life is simplified when there is one center; one reason, one motivation, one direction and purpose."

“Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.”

“My mom just told me the lines, because I didn't know how to read yet. I copied them and that's what I did.”

Source : Source: www.vulture.com

“I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race.”

“Bealer has a number of reasons for thinking that a naturalistic epistemology is self-undermining. Let me focus on one of these. (I've tried to take on all of them in the first chapter of Knowledge and Its Place in Nature.)”

Source : Source: www.3ammagazine.com

“The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.”

“Samuel Clemens isn't Mark Twain. Mark Twain is Mark Twain. He doesn't become the thing until he creates himself.”

Source : "Indie author Scott McClanahan considers art and anecdote through 5 of his favorite books". Interview with Phil McCausland, www.avclub.com. July 20, 2016.

“What distinguishes modern art from the art of other ages is criticism.”

“The hard thing is getting people to come to the theater to see something, no matter if it's good or not.”