"Theres some kind of dark symbiosis between lunatics and the Postal Service."

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Source : "Don Novello's a man of many words, whether he's Father Guido Sarducci, scribbler Lazlo Toth, or even a political candidate" by Heidi Benson, www.sfgate.com. September 18, 2003.

Don Novello

#Dark Quotes #Symbiosis Quotes #Kind Quotes

“And in any preaching you do, admonish the people concerning repentance, and that nobody can be saved except he who receives the most holy Body and Blood of our Lord. And when It is sacrificed on the altar by the priest or borne anywhere, let all the people on bended knees render praise, glory and honor to the True and Living Lord God.”
“I think that when we're talking about youth violence, we're talking about kids who don't have opportunities, so they're engaged in a certain degree of lawlessness, because we as a society have failed them.”
“Above all, God wanted us to love others. We have to love each other and get on with each other, she added. It's not up to me to judge anybody.”
“When one begins to think of oneself as growing old, one is already old.”

Source : Elsie De Wolfe (1974). “After all”, Ayer Co Pub
“When you approach someone as a human being, truly and try to be as open as safety allows, some of the bigger reenactments with a whole army of paramilitary people participating, I couldn't say my feelings openly in front of everybody, without it being dangerous for my crew.”

Source : "Filmmaker Interview". "POV", www.pbs.org. October 6, 2014.
“You canâ€™t make yourself closer to God by hating someone else, whether you believe itâ€™s righteous anger or not. The relationship between Soulâ€”which is youâ€”and God is one of love. And where thereâ€™s pure love, there is no room for anger of any kind.”
“Sometimes between lunch and dinner, when there's a lull, Jill and Shaniqua and I will sit around and fantasize about what we'd do if a REAL celebrity walked into the place, like Chad Michael Murray (although we've gone off him a bit since his divorce) or Jared Padalecki, or even Prince William (you never know. He could have gotten his yacht lost, or whatever.)”
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