"Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much."

-- Will Cuppy

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“Grace draws a circle around everyone and says they're in.”
“If lips and life do not agree, the testimony will not amount to much.”
“You have to open up to the world and learn optimism...Contentment with the past, happiness with the present, and hope for the future. Learned optimisim.”
“I see myself not only as a football player, but an entertainer and icon.”

Source : Sports Illustrated Interview, www.theguardian.com. December 27, 2011.
“I don't think you can get any more working class than me. Everyone seems posh to me.”

Source : "Question Time". Interview With Hannah Pool, www.theguardian.com. June 10, 2009.
“I know my little 'dirty drawings' are never going to hang in the main salons of the Louvre, but it would be nice if - I would like to say 'when,' but I better say 'if' - our world learns to accept all the different ways of loving. Then maybe I could have a place in one of the smaller side rooms.”
“The Democratic coalition has changed. It includes environmentalists and women's groups. It's a very different party. And so labor is still a part of it, but it's not the dominant part that it once was.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.”

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