"Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away."

-- Chuck Palahniuk

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“Moderation is the silken string running through the pearl chain of all virtues.”

Source : "The Holy State and the Profane State". Book by Thomas Fuller, Book III, 1642.
“When I'm not the Tiger Mom, I'm a professor at Yale Law School, and if one thing is clear to me from years of teaching, it's that there are many ways to produce fabulous kids. I have amazing students; some of them have strict parents, others have lenient parents, and many come from family situations that defy easy description.”
“Every time I make another record and every time I get a year older, I become more and more confident in who I am and more in tune with what I want as a person. I think it's the same for anyone in any walk of life. You just grow with experience and become more confident in exploring new things.”

Source : Source: www.glamour.com
“If Jesus, Moses, the Buddha and Mohammed were to bump into each other along the road and go have a cup of tea or whatever, I think we all know they would treat one another far different and far better than a lot of their followers would.”
“Thus, if there exists a law which sanctions slavery or monopoly, oppression or robbery, in any form whatever, it must not even be mentioned. For how can it be mentioned without damaging the respect which it inspires? Still further, morality and political economy must be taught from the point of view of this law; from the supposition that it must be a just law merely because it is a law. Another effect of this tragic perversion of the law is that it gives an exaggerated importance to political passions and conflicts, and to politics in general.”
“Art is free, but of course you have to be alert to catch it when it comes onto the canvas. I donâ€™t choose the ideas, they choose me. I donâ€™t wait for them. They come without my permission!”
“It's more important to understand the imbalances in your body's basic systems and restore balance, rather than name the disease and match the pill to the ill.”
“When I was 14, I played in a summer league. One night the chief umpire asked me if I would like to try umpiring. There was a Little League tournament coming up and he needed more umpires than he had.”

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