"My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwhich, I am God' sort of way."

-- Augusten Burroughs

#Mother Quotes #Crazy Quotes #Kitchen Quotes

“My garden is my most beautiful masterpiece”
“I'll know when I find the ultimate sound.”
“whoever has done a wrong deed and thinks that no one knows it, deceives himself.”

Source : Johanna Spyri (1927). “Heidi”
“How deceitful hope may be, yet she carries us on pleasantly to the end of life.”
“If you donâ€™t sign up your kids for cryonics then you are a lousy parent.”
“The real problem is deflation. That is the opposite of inflation but equally serious to the borrower.”
“Of the eternal incorporeal substance nothing is changed, is formed or deformed, but there always remains only that thing which cannot be a subject of dissolution, since it is not possible that it be a subject of composition, and therefore, either of itself or by accident, it cannot be said to die .”
“After all, if spinster chaperons required their own spinster chaperons there simply wouldn't be enough to go around.”

Source : Anne Stuart (2012). “The Devil's Waltz”, p.284, Harlequin

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