"Comedy keeps the heart sweet."

-- Mark Twain

#Sweet Quotes #Heart Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“All the airports kind of feel and look the same now. Some are more beautiful, some are less beautiful, but for the most part you're going to find a Starbucks in every airport. You're going to get your coffee and the 'USA Today' or 'New York Times' in every airport.”
“Every human activity, good or bad, except mathematics, must come to an end.”
“Motherhood has most definitely changed me and my life. Its so crazy how drastic even the small details change - in such an amazing way. Even silly things, like the fact that all of my pictures on my cell phone used to be of me at photo shoots - conceited, I know! - but now every single picture on my phone is of Mason.”
“Kate felt very offended. 'I am not an elf,' she insisted. 'I'm an Englishwoman!”

Source : Clare B. Dunkle (2006). “The Hollow Kingdom: Book I -- The Hollow Kingdom Trilogy”, p.154, Macmillan
“I occasionally go to the gym and I lift free weights, I don't use machines.”
“What I liked about Greece was [...] the impressive force of the language itself, unconfined by dictionaries, spoken in the streets, in cafÃ©s and in the country.”
“I lived in Wisconsin for a while, so I keep my eyes on the Packers. I grew up in San Diego, so there's the Chargers, but outside of that, I'm really kind of lame because I don't have a specific team I pull for.”
“There are rules for hiding in plain sight. The first rule, or at least the one that Sandor repeats most often, is â€œDonâ€™t be stupid.â€ Iâ€™m about to break that rule by taking off my pants.”

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