"A little blue-eyed blonde in a red hot sweater, wants to spice my chili, I think I'll let her."

-- Toby Keith

#Thinking Quotes #Blue Quotes #Sweaters Quotes

“It often takes the darkness of a storm to show us the light of God's presence.”

Source : Twitter post from Mar 23, 2017
“The feminist movement has not made it to the Gulf of Mexico. Never seen that movement.”

Source : Source: www.truth-out.org
“George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.”
“In the old days, ptomaine poisoning was a cover-all. If you missed a show and you were young, it meant you were having an abortion. If you were old, it meant you were having a face lift.”
“The night is the hardest time to be alive and 4am knows all my secrets.”
“What am I grateful for? Aside from my own great life, you mean? I'm just grateful that my wife, and daughter, and dogs are all healthy.”
“Indeed one of the best ways to deflect attacks is to make it look like they're succeeding. It's the software equivalent of playing dead.”
“The superhuman power which exhiliration and hypnosis bring to a dancer is shown especially clearly in his almost inconceivable staying powers in a state of high tension. "In the dance even the weakest can do wonders."”

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