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Janet Evanovich

"[Stephanie] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and so Grandma had to check the ring out, and in the process broke off one of George's fingers. Turns out the finger was wax. Somehow Kenny got into the mortuary this morning, left Spiro a note, and chopped off George's finger. And then while I was at the mall tonight with Mary Lou, Kenny threatened me in the shoe department. That must have been when he put the finger in my pocket.' [Morelli] 'Have you been drinking?"

-- Janet Evanovich

#Morning Quotes #Grandma Quotes #Drinking Quotes

“I'm a cup of tea in a world of lattes”

Source : "'Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars' - season premiere recap". www.digitalspy.com. September 25, 2012.
“My first scene was a streaking scene, I had to streak at a footy game, thats how I get introduced.”
“Was the fun in the fall?”
“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”

Source : "The misunderestimated president" by John O'Farrell, www.theguardian.com. January 19, 2001.
“Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.”
“I jerked to a stop at the door to my room. "What's wrong with my boots?" I said, thinking they were the only thing that I was going to keep on. Ahâ€¦the only thing from this outfit, not the only thing total.”
“Listen to the air. You can hear it, feel it, smell it, taste it. Woniya wakan, the holy air, which renews all by its breath. Woniya wakan, spirit, life, breath, renewal, it means all that. We sit together, donâ€™t touch, but something is there, we feel it between us as a presence. A good way to start thinking about nature is to talk to it, talk to the rivers, to the lakes, to the winds, as to our relatives.”
“There is no better way to return the matter of taxation to full public discusssion than to repeal the withholding taxes on wages and salaries. Only when the American people are confronted with the enormous excesses of government in a personal and direct way - by an annual bill for services rendered - will they be able to make an informed judgment about which services they want and which ones they can do without.”

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