"On My Last-Place Finish in the 50-Yard Dash During Little League Tryouts â€œIt kinda looked like you were being attacked by a bunch of bees or something. Then when I saw the fat kid with the watch who was timing you start laughingâ€¦. Well, Iâ€™ll just say itâ€™s never a good sign when a fat kid laughs at you."

-- Justin Halpern

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“The source known as Deep Throat provided a kind of road map through the scandal. His one consistent message was that the Watergate burglary was just the tip of the iceberg.”
“Music and improving the world are two sides of the same coin.”

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“As long as we decline to allow sick, uninsured people to just lie down and die on the side of the road, everybody has to have insurance for the health care system to work sanely.”
“Don't go taking that gospel stuff seriously. It's nice to clean you out now and then, but it ain't for real. It's like bad whiskey. Run through you fast and leave you with pain.”
“You've got to understand that in Bollywood, every actor is an instrument, and yet a human being. They come to the set with a set agenda, believing, 'This is who I am, this is what I want, and no, I am not going to become that character you want me to.'”
“When he'd pushed inside me and I'd feel him begin to penetrate, it had turned me into a wild thing-hot, wet, and desperate for more of him. With every kiss, every caress, every thrust, I'd just needed more. He'd touched me, I went nuts. The world dwindled down to one thing: him.”
“You can't keep a cool head when you're drowning in love. You just trash around a lot and scream, and wear yourself out.”
“Experts say that children are not born criminals, nor pampered parasites. They are made that way by the environment in which they live.”

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