"If we couldn't laugh, we would all going to go insane."

-- Jimmy Buffett

#Laughter Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Insane Quotes

“God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.”

Source : 1942 Good Intentions,'The Fly'.
“Did folks know that the tax to fund the program [Social Security] only hits salaries up to $110,000? That means that if you make a million bucks, about 90% of your salary is tax free when it comes to the payroll tax that funds Soc Sec. That ain't right.”
“Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.”
“Under the leadership of this President, the state of the union is not strong. We are being pulled apart rather than pulling together. Our democracy is suffering from the choices being made, and yet we are offered the same tired excuses and unrealistic analyses.”
“Abortion should not only be safe and legal, it should be rare.”
“Richie Faulkner is very respectful to the songs that he plays from when [founding member] K.K. [Downing] was in the band. He plays them incredibly. And he's got his own nuances and his own techniques that he puts in - as he should.”

Source : Source: www.washingtontimes.com
“I think anybody would have to be with out common sense to think there weren't aliens. There are billions of planets, and I am convinced Earth is not the only one that's inhabited. It would be quite an ego trip to think that. I think about it all the time.”
“In a global arena, what our businessmen need in order to be competitive is transparency and a level playing-field.”

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