"It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore."

-- Phil Mickelson

#Fake People Quotes #Nice Quotes #Use Quotes

“Many great works of art have only form, the sculpture of the thing. Color as used to signify realization by men like Titian and Rembrandt, gives greater life and tactile experience to the work.”
“People have it so good in America that they get bored very easily. And when people get bored they start protesting things.”
“The poor should learn what has always been the motto of the rich: "What's mine is mine and what is yours if I can I steal it."”
“As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my kitchen counter.”
“Torture, as the art of discovering the truth, is barbaric nonsense; it is the application of a material means to a spiritual end.”
“It is very difficult to play a single blitz game! You want to play for a long time. So I tend not to do that anymore.”
“The next time somebody announces that he plans to get Medieval on your ass, tell him you're going to get Renaissance on his gonads.”
“Patience is like ice cold water running through your veins, but our love will be immense”

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