"The one thing I've found you really can't joke about - and people think it's death or something - is money. No one thinks it's funny, whether you have it or you don't. Money is just something no one seems to like joking about."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Thinking Quotes #People Quotes #Found Quotes

“Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.”
“Anything in the entertainment business, there's sharks coming around. It's about staying true to yourself and making sure that, when you look in the mirror, you're happy with what you see.”
“If your fridge is full this Christmas, use nature's refrigerator - your car!”
“Why do people always gesture with their hands when they talk on the phone?”
“And Zeus will destroy this race of mortal men too, when they, at their birth, have grey hair on their temples.”
“Sometimes you feel more naked when you're totally dressed than the other way around.”
“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
“Who controls the images? Ultimately, we don't control the images. This is the minimum we're allowed to ask for: we don't get to control most of the media. We fight to have some say in the ways we're represented. At the bare minimum, don't insult us in person. That's all we ask! Let us at least be able to function freely in the world.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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