"So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it."

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Source : Croshaw's website "Fully Ramblomatic", www.fullyramblomatic.com. July 3, 2003.

Yahtzee Croshaw

#Self Quotes #World Quotes #Kind Quotes

“Mistakes were mistakes, and failures were failures. Why torment someone with the memories of their past?”
“Ten minutes is short if it's a recess and long if it's a punishment.”
“I would like, with the sun shining through the window on a crisp early-autumnal mid-morning, with a sufficiency of Monster Cappucino flowing in my veins to prompt minimal sentience, to declare my view for the record that Drummer Jokes are a cruel and pernicious form of humour introduced to the world by under-humoured persons lacking in sensitivity and concern for other drummers.”
“It's afterwards you realize that the feeling of happiness you had with a man didn't necessarily prove that you loved him.”
“Life is too short for cuisine minceur and for diets. Dietetic meals are like an opera without the orchestra.”
“Sometimes, the best songs are the ones you write without any pen and paper or audio recording device or guitar in your hands. Because there's nothing between you and the melody; it's just a great lyric.”
“Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.”
“I am not afraid of dying. I have lived longer than most people in the world. What scares me is to have a body that works but a brain that is waving goodbye. If that happens, I hope I die quickly.”

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