"Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff."

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Source : Interview with Ken Plume, asitecalledfred.com. October 2004.

Carl Reiner

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“I want to improve TSA's counterterrorism focus through intelligence and cutting edge technology, support the TSA workforce, and strengthen the agency's relationships with stakeholders and the traveling public. All of these priorities are interconnected and are vital to TSA's mission - and I would say, all of our collective mission.”
“I mean I think that Blondie's influence is a little bit in a way more eclectic than those bands.”
“Yes, in the poor man's garden grow Far more than herbs and flowers - Kind thoughts, contentment, peace of mind, And Joy for weary hours.”

Source : Mary Howitt (1855). “Birds and flowers and other country things [in verse].”, p.11
“You have to be willing to stop and fix. Deep practice requires a willingness to do what many of us find uncomfortable: to admit to our errors, and focus on them.”

Source : Source: bobmorris.biz
“It's not that I don't want to be a beauty, that I don't yearn to be dripping with glamour. It's just that I can't see how any woman can find time to do to herself all the things that must apparently be done to make herself beautiful and, having once done them, how anyone without the strength of mind of a foreign missionary can keep up such a regime.”
“The idea that the Lord our God is not a personage of tabernacle is entirely a mistaken notion. He was once a man. Brother Kimball quoted a saying of Joseph the Prophet, that he would not worship a God who had not a Father; and I do not know that he would if be had not a mother; the one would be as absurd as the other. If he had a Father, he was made in his likeness. And if he is our Father we are made after his image and likeness.”
“Different people can photograph the same things with the same tools and create such different images.”
“I fear that for the most part people are worshiping worship rather than worshiping God and communing with Him.”

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