"[Footnote:] To give the Beaver his due, he does things because he has to do them, not because he believes that hard work per se will somehow make him a better Beaver -- the Beaver may be dumb, but he is not that dumb! The Beaver was made to gnaw, and gnaw he does. There you have him in a nutshell."

-- Will Cuppy

#Believe Quotes #Hard Work Quotes #Giving Quotes

“I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.”
“I'm the kind of guy who looks to be in first at the end of the season.”
“Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.”
“My dad is a good role model for me, and then I had a high school coach that really helped me out when I was struggling and made a big difference in my life.”
“Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone.”
“In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that youâ€™re wanted.”
“It is life that fights and struggles and rages; life, that tears at you in its last agonizing throes to hold on, even if but for one futile instant longer... Whereas I, I come softly when it is all done. Pain and death are an ordered sequence, not a parallel pair. So easy to confuse the correlations, not realizing that one does not bring the other.”
“I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn't.”

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