"My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it's delicious."

-- Bobby Moynihan

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“Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with his wife is absolved from all duty to his country.”
“Whoever despiseth shame, despiseth sin.”
“At some point, you have an opportunity to not be a first-time filmmaker anymore. You can embrace the genre and show the world how you can tell stories on a bigger scale.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“My great grandma, she's in her 80s, so she tells me a lot about the things she's seen. I learn a lot from her.”
“If businesses don't know from state to state what the requirements are for taxes, they have to waste a lot of money on accountants and lawyers before deciding to expand their business into the state next door.”
“I cry at everything, even the length of the queue at Sainsbury's.”

Source : "I don't understand boys - they do things like stand in rivers waiting for fish they know won't come" by Arabella Weir, www.theguardian.com. December 20, 2007.
“How can we be alive and not wonder about the stories we knit together this place we call the world? Without stories our universe is merely rocks and clouds and lava and blackness. It's a village scraped raw by warm waters leaving not a trace of what existed before.”
“President Obama vowed in his State of the Union address to make assisting domestic manufacturers a top priority for his second term.”

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