"It is because of his brain that [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above."

-- Will Cuppy

#Men Quotes #Animal Quotes #Brain Quotes

“Touring for two years is excruciating.”
“95% of Economics is common sense deliberately made complicated.”
“To gain your own voice you have to forget about having it heard.”
“Sometimes magic sounds like tape.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Life â€” how curious is that habit that makes us think it is not here, but elsewhere.”
“Truman fired the popular Gen. Douglas MacArthur because he disobeyed orders in the Korean War. Johnson knew that he had reached the endgame in Vietnam when Gen. William Westmoreland, the top commander in Vietnam, requested 240,000 more troops in 1968 for the prolonged war that also could not be won.”
“I like the idea all memory is fiction, that we have queued a couple of things in the back of our minds and when we call forth those memories, we are essentially filling in the blanks. We're basically telling ourselves a story, but that story changes based on how old we are, and what mood we're in, and if we've seen photographs recently. We trust other people to tell us the story of our lives before we can remember it, and usually that's our parents and usually it works, but obviously not always. And everybody's interpretation is going to be different.”
“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”

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