"We just finished shaking hands with all of the fans. I feel very good. They are cute."

“I was always fascinated by diagramming a sentence. Because that is going into a space, going into a world of language.”

Source : Interview with Shelley Jackson, believermag.com. January 2007.

“I play basketball to win a championship. That championship is everything to me. And thats what gets people to buy in to your brand - being a winner.”

“Life is way too short for boring cars.”

Source : "The future race car — 150mph, and no driver". TED Talk, www.ted.com. May 2012.

“I have done bad things. I can't take them back, and they are part of who I am. Most of the time, they seem like the only thing I am.”

“I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller boy. I expostulated, but he replied: "The bigs hit me, so I hit the babies; that's fair." In these words he epitomized the history of the human race.”

“But I just felt at one point that I was on a hamster wheel, you know? Just doing movie after movie and thinking so much about career related things and I think missing out on hanging with my friends and family as much I needed to.”

“I never wanted to be a dancer. It's true! I wanted to be a shortstop for the Pittsburgh Pirates.”

Source : "What's the Best Way To Impress a Guy? Dancing with the Stars' Sexy Maksim Chmerkovskiy Spills the Secret!" by Jessica Radloff, www.glamour.com. April 30, 2012.

“Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.”

Source : FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Jun 28, 2012