"Anyone who thinks Christmas doesn't last all year just doesn't have a Mastercard."

“Our identity is fictional, written by parents, relatives, education, society.”

“Writing is a journey into the unknown.”

Source : Charlie Kaufman (2001*). “Adaptation: Screenplay”

“The white Aylesbury duck is, and deservedly, a universal favourite. Its snowy plumage and comfortable comportment make it a credit to the poultry-yard, while its broad and deep breast, and its ample back, convey the assurance that your satisfaction will not cease at its death.”

Source : Isabella Beeton (2006). “Mrs Beeton's Household Management”, p.428, Wordsworth Editions

“You are in every line I have ever read.”

“There's no correlation between what the public likes and what I'm after. I'm in a different world.”

“I'll just let the hair speak for itself. It's got a Twitter account, so it actually does more speaking than I probably do on Twitter.”

“I still get nervous when I have a lot of makeup on, a big hairdo, and a dress.”

“Most trouble is unnecessary. Between the indignity of being born and the agony of dying enough bad things must of necessity happen to people. But we can't be satisfied with that. We have to go to work and see how much additional trouble we can create. Misunderstanding, turmoil, effort put on all the wrong things, and then more misunderstanding.”