"A grocer is attracted to his business by a magnetic force as great as the repulsion which renders it odious to artists."

“The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.”

“I thought I'd be a librarian until I met some crazy ones.”

“I know a 'crime against nature' when I see one. It is usually a sign of crimes against nature that we cannot bear to see them at all, that we recoil and hide our eyes, and no one has ever cringed at the sight of a soybean factory. I also know phony arguments when I hear them--unbridled appetite passing itself off as altruism, and human arrogance in the guise of solemn 'duty.' We must, as C.S. Lewis advises, 'reject with detestation that covert propoganda for cruelty which tries to drive mercy out of the world by calling it names such as 'Humanitarianism' and 'Sentimentality.”

“Marry somebody you love. That's the whole thing. And continue to love them.”

Source : "Charlie Daniels: What I've Learned" by Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. January 7, 2009.

“Magic becomes art when it has nothing to hide.”

“Even the most malignant gods would not continue to inflict life upon humanity, time without end.”

“Yes, I am a narcissist. The best, too.”

Source : Rob Kirkpatrick, Randy Howe 1001 Stupid Sports Quotes: Jaw-Dropping, Stupifying, and Amazing Expressions from the World's Best Athletes, Globe Pequot, ISBN 1599210126, p. 94., 2007.

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