"The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected."

“Many occasions I've sat down with Israelis to say, where do you see your country in 10 years time, and work me back, so we can figure out the synergies and the connections between Israel and the rest of the Arab world. No Israeli has ever been able to answer that question.”

“The great wheel of Fate rolls on like a Juggernaut, and crushes us all in turn, some soon, some late”

“I can tell my children that they don't need to fear they will lose me to breast cancer,”

“No true patriot could be for Ron Paul.”

“The Quran refers to “those who followed him in the hour of difficulty.” How beautiful the Quran’s expressions are. It refers to difficulty as an hour that passes by quickly and then is over, not as something that overwhelms one’s whole life”

“I been studyin' the rain and I'm 'on drive my blues away.”

Source : Song: Preachin' Blues

“Gratitude to God makes even a temporal blessing a taste of heaven.”

Source : William ROMAINE, W. MILFORD (1819*). “A Full Christ for Empty Sinners; or select remarks ... by ... W. Romaine, A.M. not published in his works. [Edited by W. Milford.]”, p.36

“If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I've written lots of material, but how do you memorise 90 minutes? That's one hell of a long speech. I've always had problems with that.”