"If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it."

-- Jerry Adler

#Beer Quotes #Modern Life Quotes #Goldfish Quotes

“God is not dead-He is merely unemployed...”

Source : "The Pogo Poop Book". Book by Walt Kelly, 1966.
“It's like going to the gym everyday. It really is. I work hard on my craft, I sweat a little bit, I run a little bit, I might sprain an ankle every now and them, but it's all good and the more you do it, the more in shape you are and it's like a machine.”
“So long as a man imagines that he cannot do this or that, so long as he is determined not to do it; and consequently so long as it is impossible to him that he should do it.”
“None of these devices address that women keep track of many peoples lives, not just their own.”
“We need a very strong military to protect the freedoms we do have.”
“It's always nice to want money and keep doin' what you gotta do to get it, but do not be greedy.”
“Being in a rock n' roll and pop world, it's very easy to act like a kid.”
“It can be exalting to belong to a church that is five hundred years behind the times and sublimely indifferent to fashion; it is mortifying to belong to a church that is five minutes behind the times, huffing and puffing to catch up.”

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