"I'm single and looking and failing miserably. I'm keeping my options open."

#Failing Quotes

“Do not allow yourself to imagine that revolutionary thinking can be propagated by governmental power.”
“I like me better naked. I don't mean that in a vain way... When you put clothes on, you immediately put a character on. Clothes are adjectives, they are indicators. When you don't have any clothes on, it's just you, raw, and you can't hide.”
“It's almost impossible to make the case that Bush is a conservative. That may be good; that may be bad.”
“It was the hour in which objects lose the consistency of shadow that accompanies them during the night and gradually reacquire colors, but seem to cross meanwhile an uncertain limbo, faintly touched, just breathed on by light; the hour in which one is least certain of the world's existence.”
“Without the threat of punishment, there is no joy in flight.”

Source : "No escape" by David Mitchell, www.theguardian.com. October 7, 2006.
“It is better to own 10% of an elephant than 100% of a rat.”
“Every time you say yes to something you donâ€™t want to do, this will happen: you will resent people, you will do a bad job, you will have less energy for the things you were doing a good job on, you will make less money, and yet another small percentage of your life will be used up, burned up, a smoke signal to the future saying, â€œI did it again.”
“If a guy's talking to you at a club and you're having a long conversation, and then one of your friends comes up and he automatically devotes his attention to her, that's always a sign to look for. They're not always just doing it 'cause they're being 'friendly.' They want to look for somebody new.”

Source : "Brody Jenner Talks About Love". Seventeen Interview, www.seventeen.com. December 21, 2007.

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