"Cheer up: You're a worse sinner than you ever dared imagine, and you're more loved than you ever dared hope."

“With his long sharp nails he opened a vein in his breast. When the blood began to spurt out, he took my hands in one of his, holding them tight and with the other ceased my neck and pressed my mouth to the wound so that I must either suffocate or swallow... Some of the...Oh my god…my god What have I done?”

“I'd most likely be a helicopter pilot, or I'd own a really cool surf hotel somewhere on a beach.”

“Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.”

“Imagine that you wanted your children to learn the names of all their cousins, aunts and uncles. But you never actually let them meet or play with them. You just showed them pictures of them, and told them to memorize their names. Each day you'd have them recite the names, over and over again. You'd say, "OK, this is a picture of your great-aunt Beatrice. Her husband was your great-uncle Earnie. They had three children, your uncles Harpo, Zeppo, and Gummo. Harpo married your aunt Leonie ... yadda, yadda, yadda."”

“My food demons are Chinese food, sugar, butter.”

Source : "Kirstie Alley: 'I ate a lot of butter'" by Alex Fletcher, www.digitalspy.com. May 6, 2009.

“This is my calling, this is why I was put on this earth-to make a difference in people's lives.”

“Cosmologists are often in error, but never in doubt”

“Always do at least one good deed a day for someone other then yourself.”