"No man does right by a woman at a party."

-- Harry Golden

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“The Pledge of Allegiance says "...with liberty and justice for all." What part of "all" don't you understand?”
“The last refuge of intolerance is in not tolerating the intolerant ...”
“A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I said, 'All right, but we won't get much done.”

Source : "Jimmy Carr's 40 most memorable jokes: One-liners and videos galore to mark comic's 40th birthday" by Rob Leigh, www.mirror.co.uk. September 14, 2012.
“What do we want? What would we be at? What do our souls desire? Is it not that we might have a more full, clear, stable comprehension of the wisdom, love, grace, goodness, holiness, righteousness, and power of God, as declared and exalted in Christ unto our redemption and eternal salvation?”
“Since attaining the full use of my reason no one has ever heard me laugh.”
“The universe is random. It's not inevitable. It's simple chaos. It's subatomic particles in endless, aimless collision. That's what science teaches us, but what is this saying? What is it telling us, when on the very night that this man's daughter dies, it's me who's having a drink with him? How can that be random?”
“I'm not a big reggae dude. I have maybe two other reggae albums.”

Source : "Random Rules: Dave Willis". Interview with Scott Gordon, www.avclub.com. March 31, 2008.
“Theories are always very thin and insubstantial, experience only is tangible.”

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