"Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter."

-- Bob Saget

#Beautiful Quotes #Daughter Quotes #Smart Quotes

“I think there is some truth to publicity stunts that might get you press like that. It's so hilarious because now every time I walk by the tabloid stands and look at the tabloids it makes me kind of wonder like what's really going on.”

Source : Source: www.mediaite.com
“The vanity of teaching doth oft tempt a man to forget that he is a blockhead.”
“I just feel like if I do good work, then people should respect me for the work I do.”
“Christianity was an epidemic rather than a religion. It appealed to fear, hysteria and ignorance. It spread across the Western world, not because it was true, but because humans are gullible and superstitious.”

Source : Colin Wilson (1971). “The Occult: A History”, Vintage
“We are all of us, in this world, more or less like St. January, whom the inhabitants of Naples worship one day, and pelt with baked apples the next.”
“So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee.”
“I once broke up with a boy because he wrote me an awful poem.”
“Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.”

Source : "Chatological Humor: The Big Fat Debate, Part 2". Live Q&A, www.washingtonpost.com. February 17, 2009.

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