"There's not enough of me left over."

-- Augusten Burroughs

“In the midst of the shopping and the wrapping and the arranging of presents under your tree this Christmas, may you not forget the gifts you cannot yet hold in your hands.”
“I regard affirmative action as pernicious-a system that had wonderful ideals when it started but was almost immediately abused for the benefit of white middle-class women.”
“I have liberal friends. They are misguided, they are wrong. I disagree with them. I don't want them to vote. I want them to go on vacation in November.”
“Sometimes, when you look back, you can point to a time when your world shifts and heads in another direction. In lace reading this is called the â€œstill point.”

Source : Brunonia Barry (2009). “The Lace Reader”, p.29, HarperCollins UK
“When I'm not acting, I'm at the beach. I like to spend a lot of time in the water, surfing.”
“Eight billion people will have Internet access by 2020.”
“You have to put your own oxygen mask before you put on others... It's a good metaphor for parenting”
“Our heavenly Father understands our disappointment, suffering, pain, fear, and doubt. He is always there to encourage our hearts and help us understand that He's sufficient for all of our needs. When I accepted this as an absolute truth in my life, I found that my worrying stopped.”

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