"European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches."

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Dave Barry

#Soccer Quotes #Use Quotes #Paper Quotes

“I have been Merlin wandering in the woods Of a far country, where the winds waken Unnatural voices , my mind broken By a sudden acquaintance with man's rage.”
“Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.”

Source : George Ade (1903). “People You Know”
“We all have moments of weakness. Itâ€™s how we recover from them that really counts.”

Source : Richelle Mead (2010). “Succubus Blues”, p.372, Zebra Books
“Content is the meaningful substance of the work.”
“We are persuaded that good Christians will always be good citizens, and that where righteousness prevails among individuals the Nation will be great and happy. Thus while just government protects all in their religious rights, true religion affords to government it's surest support.”
“There was just a moment when things weren't quite the same, weren't quite as they had always been through the long friendship”
“Here are two facts that should not both be true: - There is sufficient food produced in the world every year to feed every human being on the planet. - Nearly 800 million people literally go hungry every day, with more than a third of the earth's population -- 2 billion men and women -- malnourished one way or another, according to the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization.”
“I'm always so excited about what I do that I try to get everyone to feel that way.”

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