"We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least."

-- Chuck Palahniuk

#Smart Quotes #Mean Quotes #Bisexual Quotes

“Great witch, tough woman.”
“There is no doubt that the princess did become a queen---not only on the screen. One of the most loved, one of the most skillful, one of the most intelligent, one of the most sensitive, charming actresses---and friends, in my life---but also in the later stages of her life, the UNICEF ambassador to the children of the world. The generosity, sensitivity, the nobility of her service to the children of the world and the mothers of the world will never be forgotten.”
“Iâ€™m a woman in a manâ€™s job and I donâ€™t have the luxury of being an ass,”
“If you say, 'Oh, there was a little bit of acidity from the lime juice on the left side of my tongue, and then this beautiful, smooth pureed potato with some crunchy shallots on top, and it all came together,' you never will get out of that sentence alive.”
“Fortune has rarely condescended to be the companion of genius.”

Source : "Curiosities of Literature, Poverty of the Learned". Book by Isaac D'Israeli, 1766 - 1848.
“God is beautiful and He loves beauty.”
“Russian people, like their Chinese comrades, are well aware of what is going on. And there are tens of millions of their martyrs who are reminding them what is to be expected from the West.”
“Nothing hinders a thing from being natural so much as the straining ourselves to make it seem so.”

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