"I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass."

“... humility + humor = humanity.”

Source : Kathie Lee Gifford, Jim Jerome (1993). “I Can't Believe I Said That!: An Autobiography”, MacMillan Publishing Company

“You certainly wouldn’t want to invest much time in an argument with someone who would believe it in the first place.”

Source : Peter Van Inwagen (1998). “The Possibility of Resurrection and Other Essays in Christian Apologetics”

“All I can do is advocate changes at the BBC while respecting editorial independence upon which the success of the BBC rests. I can't do anything that requires the BBC to pay certain people certain amounts.”

Source : "Jeremy Hunt: 'We have a media policy, not a BBC policy'". Interview with Jane Martinson, www.theguardian.com. June 14, 2010.

“George W. Bush is evil. He is a terrorist. He is evil. He is arrogant. And he is out of control.”

“Flowers in the city are like lipstick on a woman-it just makes you look better to have a little color.”

“And the lesson is that I should always wear these, so no one asks me to do anything crazy like climb onto a roof. ~Jaime Vegas on why she wears three inch heels on a mission”

“Singers like her, Patti, Tina Turner, I revere them when I'm in their presence.”

“I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)”