"I went to college, grad school. I got an M.B.A., had a really cush corporate job. But I was just bored stiff. I didn't fit that mold."

“Grammar Checker – A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t.”

“All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.”

“My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod.”

“Our little time of suffering is not worthy of our first night's welcome home to Heaven.”

Source : Samuel Rutherford (1818). “Joshua redivivus, or, three hundred and fifty-two religious letters: to which is added a testimony to the convenanted work of Reformation between 1638 and 1649”, p.124

“Perhaps I failed, but I did my best, These masters of mine may do the rest.”

“I've done all kinds of things I said I wouldn't do and, of course, now I'm glad. Thrilled.”

Source : "Diane Keaton Talks Aging, Sex And Having Plastic Surgery" by Elizabeth Snead, www.hollywoodreporter.com. March 23, 2012.

“My business is staunching blood, and feeding fainting men.”

“Think well. Speak well. Do well. These three things, through the mercy of God, will make a man go to Heaven.”