"You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house?"

-- Roy Wood, Jr.

#Girl Quotes #Dating Quotes #House Quotes

“Fear is not the natural state of civilized people.”
“Where does a man get inspiration to write a song like that? Well, he gets it from the landlady once a month.”
“Positively, the best thing a man can have to do, is nothing, and next to that perhaps â€” good works.”
“I was sorting through my mother's things. All the letters from friends had to go. I don't know why she kept them, and now they meant nothing to anybody alive. Each generation flushes the toilet for the last.”
“War is society's dirty work, usually done by kids cleaning up failures perpetrated by adults.”

Source : Karl Marlantes (2011). “What It Is Like To Go To War”, p.127, Atlantic Books Ltd
“it seems a silly kind o' business to bring us into the world at all for no special reason 'cept to take us out of it again just as folks 'ave learned to know us a bit and find us useful.”
“If the account given in Genesis is really true, ought we not, after all, to thank this serpent? He was the first schoolmaster, the first advocate of learning, the first enemy of ignorance, the first to whisper in human ears the sacred word liberty, the creator of ambition, the author of modesty, of inquiry, of doubt, of investigation, of progress and of civilization.”
“No matter how accomplished we may be, just any little white person can come up and say, 'Well, you wouldn't be here, if it weren't for Affirmative Action.' You put power in white people's hands, and then they use it against you. It's a trick bag.”

Source : "Shelby Steele: The Why Obama Can’t Win Interview". Interview with Kam Williams, www.kamwilliams.com. February 27, 2008.

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