"If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'"

-- Alexei Sayle

#America Quotes #President Quotes #Different Quotes

“There is nothing new under the sun, not even Manet.”
“How one can live without being able to judge oneself, criticize what one has accomplished, and still enjoy what one does, is unimaginable to me.”
“Eugenic sterilization is an urgent need ... We must prevent multiplication of this bad stock.”
“The first business of philosophy is to account for things as they are; and till our theories will do this, they ought not to be the ground of any practical conclusion.”
“We're naturally afraid of a spider - these are memories that are being chemically passed down through your DNA.”
“Restrict bankruptcy rules.”
“I'm lucky that I get to play a wide variety of parts.”
“I think women don't see themselves and their sexuality as wholesome. And yet men's sexuality is everywhere. We experience it as a culture in stadiums, thousands of raging fans of male sexuality, screaming, "Kick the ball over the goal post. Get the ball in the hoop. Score a home run." Male sexuality lives in that prowess of the scoring, of conquering, of getting, of that beautiful male energy of domination, aggression, and the competition.”

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