"Oops, I said on my d-ck. I aint really mean to say on my d-ck. But since we talking about my d-ck, all of you haters say hi to it."

“I got in touch with my agent and told him I wanted to start going out on things again.”

“Great ideas are not charitable.”

Source : Henry de Montherlant (1951). “The Master of Santiago: And Four Other Plays”, New York : A. A. Knopf

“I like to go to the races at Hollywood Park, but I don't usually win with the horses, so afterward I go to Auntie Em's and drown my sorrows in a red velvet cupcake. It never fails me.”

“Memories were like sunshine. They warmed you up and left a pleasant glow, but you couldn't hold them.”

Source : Clare Vanderpool (2010). “Moon Over Manifest”, p.74, Delacorte Books for Young Readers

“I'm obsessed with textures. We're surrounded by so much vinyl that I find myself constantly in pursuit of other textures. One time I removed all the hair from a mouse with Nair-Hair just to see what it looked like. And it looked beautiful.”

“Our religion is the traditions of our ancestors - the dreams of our old men, given them in solemn hours of the night by the Great Spirit; and the visions of our sachems, and is written in the hearts of our people.”

“Ive never had to fight hard for anything Ive gotten in the past.”

“And on the other hand, we see that the Israeli government is attacking that part of the Palestinian leader.”