"Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender."

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Source : Twitter post from Jul 22, 2011

Albert Brooks

#Fun Quotes #Glasses Quotes #Hands Quotes

“Restless, and in desperate need of adventure, I quit my job at an insurance company to travel west with a couple of guys I smoked pot with, scandalizing my family.”
“I got a very strong sense from my mother, in particular, that we are all equal in the sight of God.”
“Rule number one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”

Source : John Berendt (2010). “Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil”, p.62, Vintage
“When I think about who influenced my life the most as a Leader, I think of my Mother. She, more than anyone, taught me how to lead with love.”

Source : Ken Blanchard, Colleen Barrett (2010). “Lead with LUV: A Different Way to Create Real Success”, p.6, FT Press
“America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.”
“It's now clear that from the very moment President Bush took office, Iraq was his highest priority as unfinished business from the first Bush Administration. His agenda was clear: find a rationale to get rid of Saddam.”
“I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments”
“We were just drinking some joint juice earlier.”

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