"You can't go to Windows Update and get a patch for stupidity."

-- Kevin Mitnick

#Stupidity Quotes #Updates Quotes #Window Quotes

“Marriage is a wonderful thing.”
“A buddha is someone who finds freedom in good fortune and bad. Such is his power that karma can't hold him. No matter what kind of karma, a buddha transforms it. Heaven and hell are nothing to him. But the awareness of a mortal is dim compared to that of a buddha, who penetrates everything, inside and out.”
“A wise man's question contains half the answer. Unfortunately the other 50% is harder to come by!”
“While vast continents are shrouded in darkness... the burden of proof lies upon you to show that the circumstances in which God has placed you were meant by God to keep you out of the foreign mission field.”
“You need eight hugs a day. You'll be happier and the world will be a better place.”
“I think in the long run the money that s been put into the space program is one of the best investments this country has ever made . . .This is a downpayment on the future of mankind. It's as simple as that.”
“People will ask, 'Are you famous?' And I always answer, 'My mother thinks so.'”
“Since the dawn of time every one will die, Let the history books note my death with loyalty at heart.”

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