"Open your eyes, train your ears, use your head. If a mind you have, then use it while you can."

-- Haruki Murakami

#Eye Quotes #Mind Quotes #Use Quotes

“Obviously, marriage is not a synonym for morality. But stable marriages and families do encourage moral behavior.”
“Not only do we mock the Eurovision Song Contest itself, but we lampoon other European countries for taking it so seriously, and they all retaliate by voting for each other every year and ignoring our (sometimes) palpably superior songs. Accordingly, Britain has become the Millwall FC of Eurovision: we are hated, we know we are hated, and we pretend we are happy to be hated. It's actually quite a sad state of affairs.”
“A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."”

Source : Melvin Helitzer (1992). “Comedy Writing Secrets”, Writers Digest Books
“I am glad to have found a readership, but one canâ€™t write only what is likely to sell. A writer is not a shopkeeper. A writer creates an imaginary world that he transmits to others.”
“You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ***** legally.”
“The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.”
“He [Stanley Matthews] told me that he used to play for just twenty pounds a week. Today he would be worth all the money in the Bank of England.”
“One who cares is one who listens.”

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