"I'm not a foodie; I'm an eatie. I don't have anything against foodies. I just don't have the time or the interest to do that much research."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Research Quotes #Interest Quotes

“These people in the North-East of Ireland, from old prejudices perhaps more than from anything else, from the whole of their past history, would prefer, I believe, to accept the government of a foreign country rather than submit to be governed by hon. Gentlemen below the Gangway.”

Source : Bonar Law's speech in the House of Commons, api.parliament.uk. January 1, 1913.
“Is Messi a real player or a Play Station character?”
“Brand-new research suggests that the faster you take weight off, the longer you keep it off. Now that's a reason for dieters everywhere to rejoice.”

Source : Dr Mike Moreno (2011). “The 17 Day Diet”, p.15, Simon and Schuster
“Fleetwood Mac has been pretty truthful. Open about what we do. We've always done it from the inside out. Versus being pressured from the outside and changing the inside. And that's our story.”

Source : "Bartender Wisdom: Mick Fleetwood Edition" by Mark Mikin, www.esquire.com. October 11, 2011.
“Ritalin abuse is a big issue in the US.”
“I pray that former rejection and deep hurts will not color what I see and hear now.”
“If [domain seizure] isn't direct censorship, I don't know what is.”
“Three meals plus bedtime make four sure blessings a day.”

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