"I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn't work in the summer though. I don't have the right clothes."

-- Alexei Sayle

#Summer Quotes #Nice Quotes #Winter Quotes

“The pleasures of spring are available to everybody and cost nothing.”
“Nobody's reasonable when they're in love. That's the whole point of it.”

Source : "Fictional character: Robert Goren". Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Crazy, TV series, www.imdb.com. 2002.
“our quarrels with the world are like our quarrels with God: no matter how right we are, we are wrong.”

Source : Randall Jarrell (1965). “A sad heart at the supermarket: essays & fables”
“Fair and balanced is doublespeak for bite-out-chunks-of-truth until only irrelevancy is left, byte-sized, entertaining irrelevancy.”
“Eve left Adam, to meet the Devil in private.”
“Sometimes you make up your mind about something without knowing why, and your decision persists by the power of inertia. Every year it gets harder to change.”
“Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.”
“In the Irish Revival of 1859, people became so weak that they could not get back to their homes. Men and women would fall by the wayside and would be found hours later pleading with God to save their souls. They felt that they were slipping into hell and that nothing else in life mattered but to get right with God... To them eternity meant everything. Nothing else was of any consequence. They felt that if God did not have mercy on them and save them, they were doomed for all time to come.”

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