"I have a very dark sense of humor."

-- Andy Dick

#Dark Quotes #Sense Of Humor Quotes

“America seemed a virgin land waiting for civilization. But Europe had made the wilderness it found; America was not a virgin, she was a widow.”

Source : Ronald Wright (2005). “Stolen Continents: Five Hundered Years of Conquest and Resistance in the Americas”, p.91, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“One's own flowers and some of one's own vegetables make acceptable, free, self-congratulatory gifts when visiting friends, though giving zucchini - or leaving it on the doorstep, ringing the bell, and running - is a social faux pas.”
“Every great man, every successful man, no matter what the field of endeavor, has known the magic that lies in these words: every adversity has the seed of an equivalent or greater benefit.”
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

Source : Lady Windermere's Fan act 3 (1892)
“I really do not think about 'Oh, right now I have to defend those points and this title.' I just really want to enjoy playing on the court, in front of the fans.”
“It is more offensive to outshine in dignity than in personal attractions.”
“That is where my dearest and brightest dreams have ranged â€” to hear for the duration of a heartbeat the universe and the totality of life in its mysterious, innate harmony.”
“Are there times in our lives when we think we have been forsaken by God, or by our fellow men, or by our families? Those are moments when we have to turn to Christ and endure.”

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