"Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air."

-- Will Cuppy

#Air Quotes #Sea Quotes #Age Quotes

“The simplest principles become difficult of practice, when habits, formed in error, have been fixed by time, and the simplest truths hard to receive when prejudice has warped the mind.”
“Who cares for Algebra?Who delights in solving math?I only want to live my lifeAlong the creative path.”
“And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?”
“What then is freedom? The power to live as one wishes.”
“I like the opportunity to make films.”
“Welfare reform happened with reconciliation; half the Democrats voted for it. The Bush tax cuts happened with reconciliation; twelve Democratic Senators voted for it. You didn't have a real partisan issue on those times that it was used”
“Insecurity is just something that's there all the time. I've never been crippled by it.”

Source : "Not just a chick thing". Interview with Simon Braund, www.theguardian.com. July 27, 2002.
“Great wits, like great beauties, look upon mere esteem as a flat insipid thing; nothing less than admiration will content them.”

Source : Jeremiah Seed (1763). “Discourses on several important subjects: To which is added, Eight sermons preached at the Lady Moyer's lecture, in the Cathedral Church of St. Paul, London”, p.130

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