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“Chicago has been characterized as the most segregated city in the United States, a city they said could never change.”

Source : Harold Washington, Alton Miller (1988). “Climbing a Great Mountain: Selected Speeches of Mayor Harold Washington”

“I think fans are just obsessed with the 'Twilight' saga and then within it they might have preferences between if they're Team Jacob, Team Edward or Team Jasper. It just comes down to them loving the whole thing, and if they can get any of the boys from the book they are fine with that.”

“It's a strange phenomenon how this piece of wood, wheels and a turning system has made so many people so happy”

“Delay is the deadliest form of denial.”

Source : The Law of Delay ch. 13 (1971)

“The parent knows that the child cannot be artificially motivated to learn; they know that he is already motivated by the strongest driving force on earth: his inner intent.”

“A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.”

“Wars are fought by teenagers, you realize that. They really ought to be fought by the politicians and old people who start these wars." (Interview with Don Swaim of CBS Radio-1986)”

Source : Interview with Don Swaim of CBS Radio, 1986.

“That all men would be cowards if they dare, Some men we know have courage to declare.”