"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."

-- Will Ferrell

#Marriage Quotes #Firsts Quotes #Use Quotes

“If you take suede leather and put it on a piece of steel, and put moisture on it, it actually sticks.”
“Surely no one can be sure he has visited Cienega; people say to themselves, do they not: 'Was it a vision; or have I, some time or other, seen dusk in a valley like this?'”
“What was supposed to be so special about a full moon? It was only a big circle of light. And the dark of the moon was only darkness. But halfway between the two, when the moon was between the worlds of light and dark, when even the moon lived on the edge...maybe then a witch could believe in the moon.”
“I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.”
“So I wanted to show what I did with the money. So I got red silk shirts, beautiful hats, wonderful saddles, a great horse, and two gold teeth. So that was the way I did it.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“To assure the prosperity of a firm should be a long-term strategy and the turnover of key managers should be taken into account from the stand point of long-term consideration and not from the monthly or quarterly flavors.”

Source : Source: blog.deming.org
“At the end of the day, if we don't win that game, we're going home, anyway, so what does it matter. I just wanted to be available, and it ended up to the point where I could help out tonight.”

Source : Source: m.mlb.com
“The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, â€œChris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats over the phone?" To give Powers his fair due, he got over his shock within a split second. â€œTry it, asshole. I dare you. My lawyers will have you for lunch.â€ He clicked off again. I did what any red-blooded American male would do. I called my big, ex-cop ex-boyfriend.”

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