"I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations."

-- Bernie Mac

#Comedian Quotes #Politician Quotes #Limitation Quotes

“I was one of those kids who always thought that we should know how the world works around us”
“Lazarevo drips you into my soul, dawn drop by moonlight drop from the river Kama. When you look for me, look for me there, because that's where I'll be all the days of my life.”
“The sweetest thing in all my life has been the longing â€” to reach the Mountain, to find the place where all the beauty came from â€” my country, the place where I ought to have been born. Do you think it all meant nothing, all the longing? The longing for home? For indeed it now feels not like going, but like going back.”
“There are two types of actors: those who say they don't want to be famous and those who are liars.”
“And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they areÂ citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those who are forcedÂ to buy insurance because they are citizens.”
“We have to free half of the human race, the women, so that they can help free the other half.”
“Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.”
“Think of the man who first tried German sausage.”

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