"You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Uncles Quotes #Creepy Quotes #Looks Quotes

“You have to be really careful to watch out for the difference between banding together, and being grouped together by people who don't understand you.”
“Perhaps the greatest mistake we can make, which causes loss of self-respect, is making the opinions of others more important than our own opinion of ourselves. You'll find no shortage of opinions directed at you. If you allow them to undermine your self-respect, you're seeking the respect of others over your own, and you're abdicating yourself.”
“I love it [a career as an actor] to bits, but it's highly bizarre, especially when you're playing a psychopathic rapist with various diseases.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“I like to do cover songs if I really love them, I have to love the song first.”
“I need no bodyguard at all, for even the bravest men who approach me get weak at the knees and their hearts turn to water, whilst their heads become giddy and incapable of thinking as the sweat of fear paralyses them”

Source : "Shaka Zulu : The Rise of the Zulu Empire". Book by E. A. Ritter, p. 319, 1955.
“Art is just as comprehensible as science, but in its own terms ...”
“We grew up founding our dreams on the infinite promise of American advertising. I still believe that one can learn to play the piano by mail and that mud will give you a perfect complexion.”
“There is a word in South Africa - ubuntu - that describes his greatest gift: his recognition that we are all bound together in ways that can be invisible to the eye; that there is a oneness to humanity; that we achieve ourselves by sharing ourselves with others, and caring for those around us,”

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